valentine

valentine
1. (valentine) (587↑, 66↓)
What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.

I wish I had a Valentine.

2. (Valentine) (125↑, 43↓)
A valentine is a person that you want to spend every day with, especially valentines day. If you dont spend valentines day with your valentine (for example, if it was your sister's birthday and you were forced to go see her and not the girl that you really wanted to see) you would be a wreck trying to find ways to apologise to that "special someone" and trying to think of exactly what would be the right thing to say. Then you might end up doing something strange like posting something on a website at 4 in the morning to try to show that person you care. Then after reading what you put on the website, that person may think you're completely insane and never talk to you again. Or they could make your day. We'll see what happens.

So, here it goes. Megan, will you be my valentine?

Author: I think you know who this is http://valentine.urbanup.com/4693799
3. (Valentine) (98↑, 58↓)
A card sent to a loved one to express one's love on February 14th.

I have to go buy a valentine for my girlfriend or else she'll kill me.

4. (Valentine) (68↑, 44↓)
Spending a day with someone because the person you want isn't available. A day to remind everyone of those you cant have, or gave up.

" I'm washed up, I wish she could be my valentine."

5. (valentine) (93↑, 75↓)
The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.

John: Bro, the gym is so crowded\! Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February. John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.

6. (valentine) (42↑, 25↓)
A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day. In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.

I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.

7. (valentine) (16↑, 6↓)
A person who is absolutely wonderful and makes your life better just by being a part of it. Someone who makes you happy. Someone you care about and know you can count on. Someone who likes you no matter how silly or weird you are.

Dear Jennafer, obviously no one could be a better valentine than you. Boy meets world marathon when I come home to you this weekend? Kthanksbye\!

Author: McLovinnnnnnnnnnnnn http://valentine.urbanup.com/5595726
8. (Valentine) (23↑, 13↓)
a person who you find to be mysteriously attractive, or doesn't like you but you persist on going after her anyways.

I asked this mad [biddy], "hey, wanna be my valentine?" and she said no.

Author: weirdasiankid101 http://valentine.urbanup.com/5590946
9. (Valentine) (13↑, 6↓)
Literally giving your heart to someone for one day in February... if they accept, they are known as a "Valentine". There are several different ways to ask: 1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check [YES] [NO] or [MAYBE] 2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love 3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*

You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together... Rules don't mean a thing. You were made for Me. ...and I don't want to give you my heart for just one day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Melina... Will you be my Valentine?

10. (Valentine) (2↑, 4↓)
The act of Passing out drunk right before having sex with your girlfriend/wife

After puking up a storm, I laid down waiting for my girl to put the condom on me and I Valentined out.

11. (Valentine) (2↑, 5↓)
Valentine is girl who many people know. She was born on Valentine's day, or near Valentine's day. She is most likely very funny and beautiful. In fact if you happen to be friends with a Valentine you should probably feel very priviliged considering she is one of the most popular girls in the school/ workplace/ etc. because she is very pretty so all the girls are jealous, and all of the boys are obssessed with her. Also she is probably really smart, so the teacher's all love her.

Casey: Oh my goossshh Valentine is like, so pretty, im so jealous :( Super Hot guy: Dude, I would tap that Teacher's: A+ again Valentine\! Gosh you're so smart\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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